found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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