One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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