i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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