we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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