dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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