If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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