i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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