And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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