this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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