we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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