margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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