god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
love makes seman taste better
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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