Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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