He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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