i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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