I think scott just propositioned me for sex
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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