I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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