She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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