Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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