Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I just found a bag of teeth...
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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