when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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