so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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