Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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