Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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