You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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