I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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