He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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