is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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