He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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