playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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