Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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