Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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