There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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