I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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