I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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