I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.