just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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