no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow