K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits