I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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