You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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