what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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