so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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