Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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