I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
