problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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