So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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