So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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