she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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