I'm passing your future prison.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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