No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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