All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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