I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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