btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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