I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She said her name was "party"
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
