some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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