My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she peed on how many people?
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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