he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Randomize
