How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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